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Host: Good evening everyone and welcome to laugh a minute I'm your host John Cameron and this week I'm joined by the usual troupe of C list celebrties who, for the next six hours, will be attempting to convinice you that the cue cards in front of them are jokes they came up with themselves
Host: This week our panel consists of our two regulars, a youth, a black man, an elderly person, our shock comedian and finally an MP who's desperate to improve their image. not much hope there then
Host: So we begin with our quick fire round in order to give our panelists the chance to fire off their shittest jokes first.
Host: Okay lets start with you, Margaret
Margaret: I'd like to start by making a joke at the expense of my own sex
Host: that's great, Jim what about you?
Jim/Youth: (sniggering) wouldn't it be funny right if ..
Host: No it wouldn't. Bill what about you?
Bill/Token Black Guy: I'd like to just say you white people are crazy
Host: That's great Rob what about you?
Robert/Confused Old Man: (looking confused) where am I? this isn't Celebritiy Come Dancing
Host: (Chuckling) Simon what about you?
Simon/Shock Comedian: I'd like to make a joke that's almost racist, but not quite so people aren't sure whether or not to complain
Host: Okay and finally whoever you are
Some MP: I'm going to make a joke at the expense of my parties image in order to try and convince people we're not all uptight, humorless twats.
(Audience remains silent aside from a few awkward coughs)
Host: Nope hasn't worked
Host: and that's the end of that round and I've randomly assigned a specific number of points to both sides. Stay tuned we will be back after this commercial.
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