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Host: Good evening everyone and welcome to laugh a minute I'm your host John Cameron and this week I'm joined by the usual troupe of C list celebrties who, for the next six hours, will be attempting to convinice you that the cue cards in front of them are jokes they came up with themselves 

(Audience Laughter)

Host: This week our panel consists of our two regulars, a youth, a black man, an elderly person, our shock comedian and finally an MP who's desperate to improve their image. not much hope there then

(Audience Laughter) 

Host: So we begin with our quick fire round in order to give our panelists the chance to fire off their shittest jokes first.

(Audience Laughter)

Host: Okay lets start with you, Margaret 

Margaret: I'd like to start by making a joke at the expense of my own sex 

Host: that's great, Jim what about you? 

Jim/Youth: (sniggering) wouldn't it be funny right if ..

Host: No it wouldn't. Bill what about you? 

Bill/Token Black Guy: I'd like to just say you white people are crazy

Host: That's great Rob what about you? 

Robert/Confused Old Man: (looking confused) where am I? this isn't Celebritiy Come Dancing

(Audience Laughter) 

Host: (Chuckling) Simon what about you? 

Simon/Shock Comedian: I'd like to make a joke that's almost racist, but not quite so people aren't sure whether or not to complain 

Host: Okay and finally whoever you are 

Some MP: I'm going to make a joke at the expense of my parties image in order to try and convince people we're not all uptight, humorless twats. 

(Audience remains silent aside from a few awkward coughs)

Host: Nope hasn't worked 

(Audience laughter)

Host: and that's the end of that round and I've randomly assigned a specific number of points to both sides. Stay tuned we will be back after this commercial. 

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